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INDIAN PRIEST – AUTISTIC CHIDREN RESULT OF PARENT’S ADULTERY, MASTURBATION AND PORN!

Invitation to priest who blames autism on parents ‘should be withdrawn’

Archbishop Diarmuid Martin tells church to withdraw offer to Fr Dominic Valanmahal

Archbishop Diarmuid Martin has asked the Irish branch of the Syro-Malabar church to withdraw an invitation to Fr Dominic Valanmanal to visit Ireland. Video: Marian Retreat Centre

Patsy McGarry The Irish Times

An invitation sent to controversial priest Fr Dominic Valanmahal to lead a retreat in Ireland should be withdrawn, Archbishop of Dublin Diarmuid Martin has said.

A priest of the Eastern Syro-Malabar Catholic Church, which is based at Kerela in India and has about 4,000 members in Ireland, Fr Valanmahal has been preaching that the increased incidence of autism and hyperactivity in children is due to their parents’ lifestyle.

Members of the church worship at Dublin centres in Tallaght, Lucan, Blanchardstown, Phibsborough, Inchicore, Bray, Blackrock, Swords, and Beaumont.

“Why does this generation have autism and hyperactivity? That is to say, mentally retarded children are in abundance,” Fr Valanmahal asked in a sermon.

“Adultery, masturbation, homosexuality, porn, if you are addicted to these, I say to you in the name of God. . .when you get married and have children, there is a high possibility of bearing these type of children,” he said.

“They lead an animal-like life. They copulate like animals. They bear children like animals. Therefore those children also, will be like animals,” he said.

The priest has also claimed that on previous visits to Ireland, he “cured” one such child in Dublin. He “stood in the middle of the house and said ‘In the name of Jesus, I command, I bind the spirit of autism and hyperactivity that has infested this house. I banish it. Banish it to the foot of Jesus’s cross’,” he said.

‘Touched by the messiah’

On another visit to Ireland, he claimed to have “cured” a child in Limerick. “They bring this child. Praise the Lord. The child was cured 100 per cent. I gave the child Holy Communion. Now the child studies in a normal school. Not only that child, but her younger siblings were also touched by the messiah,” he said.

Fr Valanmahal had been invited to conduct a retreat at the Syro Malabar Catholic Church in Tallaght on October 26th, 27th and 28th next.

On Thursday morning, a spokeswoman for Archbishop Martin, who has jurisdiction over the church in the Dublin archdiocese, said he had been in contact with the Syro-Malabar community “and told them that Fr Dominic Valanmahal should not be invited here.”

Meanwhile, a petition has been launched by members of the Syro-Malabar community in Ireland calling on Minister for Justice Charlie Flanagan to have Fr Valanmahal banned from entering the country.

A member of the group told The Irish Timesthey were doing so as “this kind of personality should not be allowed to do anymore harm to the people living in Ireland”.

They added: “I believe our children, families should never hear another preaching from this priest.”

False preaching

The petition is “supported by Indian emigrants in Ireland. I would like to let Irish people know about this as this kind of false preaching will affect the whole nation and it is a social nuisance,” the person said.

The petition claims the priest “verbally abused autistic kids and compared their parents to wild animals having no intelligence but just living for sex, alcohol and reproduction.”

It continues: “We discourage any attempt made by people like this person who could potentially be a threat to the development and integration of our children in the local society and also their future in this country.”

To date, almost 1,500 people have signed the petition, including Richard Thuruthen in New Zealand who commented “ I have personaly heard his speech in Wellington NZ . He is racist person. He said bad things about Indian kids marrying to Chinese and people from Africa. ”

The petition is at http://chng.it/wrFqyYKG

PAT SAYS

The views of this sub continent priest are nonsense.

He is telling good, loving parents that their children’s autism is down to them masturbating etc.

More RC teaching being used to abuse those already suffering.

Diarmuid Martin is quite right to call for his invitation to becrecinded.

We have enough home grown spiritual nuts to cope with without importing exotic ones.

The last thing 21st century Ireland needs is the arrival of witch doctors and medicine men from tge third world.

108 replies on “INDIAN PRIEST – AUTISTIC CHIDREN RESULT OF PARENT’S ADULTERY, MASTURBATION AND PORN!”

1. It’s not “RC teaching” this lunatic is using in his warped message.
2. One of our biggest “homegrown spiritual nuts” is Pat Buckley 🙂

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You’re right, Bishop Pat. We have enough home grown eccentric priests.
Ex, the recent zombies sermon. Of course, sexual sins are upper most in the mind of Fr. Valanmahal.
What’s new! It might be more appropriate for Fr. Valanmahal to preach on the sexual sins of clergy
and hierarchy in India, of which, apparently, there’s no shortage, with the recent case of the rape of
religious sisters by a bishop.Children with hyperactivity and autism are not ‘mentally handicapped’
a totally inappropriate term to use. But ignorance is bliss.

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Buckley, you move on to a new story which is an old story about the Indian priest without honestly answering your critics about your views on social workers. You avoided some hard questioning about the veracity of your ignorant claims. MORAL COWARD. It’s time you began a deep, serious searching of your own heart and soul, preferably with professionals who’ll guide you to the real TRUTH about yourself. You are spiritually and morally delusional and dysfunctional. God help you.

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9.52: You ignoramus. Stupid, silly comment. I have MORAL INTEGRITY in abundance, buddy….

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Oh, yeah!
I’m a silly ignoramus, for pointing out the obvious, am I? There’s moral cowards in abundance, in the priesthood, including among many of the good priests, we hear some people, banging on about regularly. So, buddy, you have moral integrity, or so you say. Another of the morally, more moral, than thou brigade, are you? Many in that brigade kept and keep their mouths firmly shut, about the goings on, in clerical ranks and circles, for years.
You’re all on a learning curve! Like hell!
The learning curve, is learning to deal with so many covered up scandals, now in the public domain. Not so easy to hide behind the bishops pinny anymore, is it?
Bishop Buckley has guts! Most of you guys are wimps, particularly the younger clerics.
Face facts, and be honest, at least with yourself. Mind yourself, buddy.

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A fair comment Anon @ 12:27 in respect of +Pat’s apparent inability to admit when he has been in the wrong. +Pat, based on personal experience, is well entitled to a personal opinion concerning individual social workers or other professionals encountered. But to then generalise and in a public forum, castigate and demean a whole profession of those engaged in trying to help the most needy, with totally inadequate resources provided, is thoughtless and mean spirited. It jumps on the bandwaggon of public opprobrium fostered by the ‘red-top’ press, and further disheartens a profession already struggling to recruit. Who, in reality, would wish to enter this employment and become the “Aunt Sally” object of criticism? The blog on social workers does +Pat no credit whatsoever. It certainly calls into question his judgment and the reliability of his other “revelations”.
Thank you for highlighting Pat’s “moving on” tactic of avoiding the hard questions.
MMM

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11.09: MMM, by now most of us have discovered Pat’s deliberate diversionary tactics. When seriously challenged on his very ‘subjective’ analysis ( on the basis of perhaps 1/2 bad experiences), he promulgates from on high, deeming the rest of us as “enablers”, or “part of the system”. Pat never argues his points in a cogent, intelligent way. He merely makes references or plants a suggestion in the hope his lies will be believed and when his “anti” everything and anyone (clerics especially) views are seized upon by similar, he gives platform to his band of supporters to express vile, hateful and nasty comments. They do his dirty work (MC being his chief little puppet on a string). In relation to the profession of social workers, I do not believe Pat when he tells us that he has never met a good social worker (11.14). As Judge Judy would say, “that’s baloney”! This has to be a blatant lie. His condemnation, disdain and complete disregard for social workers is distasteful, self serving, rude and repugnant. He treats clerics likewise. I’m afraid the time has come when the majority of us who comment here are seeing a particularly nasty, spiteful and vindictive side to his nature. Pat thrives against the perceived failures of others. He marks himself as better or greater or more Christ-like against the acknowledged flaws, sins, imperfections and downfall of others. A little like the school yard bully who thinks he/she is better because others are weaker or make mistakes. Knowing many social workers and the enormous challenges they face and having availed of some in my work as a priest, I cannot share the LIE perpetuated by Pat. It is a huge injustice to a good profession overall.

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In 43 years ministry I have never met a gppd social worker. After Mass today we discussed the blog in my kitchen. One woman, who has spent a life time fostering and adopting children said “And the females ones are worse than the very few males pnes”.

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I am obliged to put this reply here to my own previous comment. It responds to Pat’s meaningless comment below concerning his after Mass discussion : a diversionary ‘quote ‘ adding little to the debate.
I added a comment this morning which as yet is unpublished. In it I rhetorically asked Pat what constitutes a “good ” social worker: one who gives Pat what he wants, when he wants it, and irrespective of whether or not Pat’s request is appropriate, and a priority?
I emphasise it’s rhetorical: one fo Pat to reflect on rather than answer with more evasive diversions.
As an aside, this comment is here as unable to place it with others which only have “Like” facility. I’ve already asked Pat three times by comments why there is no facility to respond directly to some comments (ie those with only like buttons). He has not replied.
MMM

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MMM, I have no control over the way WordPress system works their comments procedures.

I am entitled to hold the low opinion of social workers I do based on my 43 years experience of them.

Of course it is only my opinion.

The comment you say you submitted this morning never arrived.

Please resubmit.

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This priest no doubt goes home after his preaching to settle down in front of his computer to enjoy some porn and wank himself stupid. That’s what people like that, who preach such idiocy and hate, do. They themselves are the problem. And all the bile filled hate that they spew is such hypocrisy.
There is a wider problem of the importation of African, Indian sub-continent, and Philippine priests. They are so often hard line. There is one young Indian priest not far from here who wags his finger at the congregation and tells them off when he is preaching. Even an 85 year old faithful Catholic woman tells me that she sits there astounded that this young pup, whom she can barely understand because of his heavily accented English, is allowed the pulpit to preach simplistic and hardline nonsense, and to tell her off ! Bishops should be very cautious in filling posts with importations from these places, where the culture is so different. But they are just desperate to get a body in place so that they can keep the ship afloat. But, it is slowly sinking, no matter what they do.

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8.49. A pervy comment. You idiot. Apart from your crass imagination this Priest does not deserve any public forum to preach such hatred. As for home grown nuts – Pat os one of our native nutties!! A super hard nut!

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Ooooohhh, we’ve hit a raw nerve there, haven’t we ? Because, in all likelihood it’s true. The more nastily anti someone is, especially when it comes to sexuality, sexual practice, orientation, or anything to do with the loins, the more it is indicative that the person has some real personal hang up about it, probably because they are up to it themselves but in denial. So the best form of covering up for themselves and of defence is attack, and they go on the offensive. This Indian priest should pack up and go back to where he came from where the Church in India is full of corruption and abuse – land deals, financial corruption, bishops and priests raping and abusing nuns, and God knows what else. Who the f**k is he to come over here and start criticising us ? Go home and deal with the shit in your own back yard before coming here and criticising us.

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We all masturbate, not exceptions so who cares? He will be too. Your point about Bishops not allowing these men to fill vacancies is well made. Priests are ten a penny in Kerala, on average every second household produces a Priest. They come over here and are put into Parishes when their English is awful. Most of them only come here for the money and to make a fortune. I know one who recently Presided at 8 supply Masses over a weekend, 2 Vigils and 6 Sunday Masses just for the ££££ . Not many are poofs, most of them do like the ladies though!

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8.49: Your racism is repugnant. Your vile, hate inciting comments have no place in any civilised discussion about who should or shouldn’t be running our Parishes. If you had an intelligent brain cell, you would not engage so ignorantly and so hateful towards any race of people. Keep telling your lies. Keep beluevingbyour hatred. You utter fool and asshole.

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Anon@ 5:16: Not a question I’m best placed to answer! But, for what it’s worth, some thoughts.
A purely admin minded bishop might simply regard a good priest as one who provides the customary clerical services without creating any “problems.” An excellent one might be one who additionally maximises diocesan property,: buildings, finances etc.
On the other hand if a priest is thought of as primarily a spiritual leader, then one might regard the essential role as a provider of interpretive guidance, support and understanding for adherents of their chosen belief system, together with its associated rites of passage.
Maybe like social work: a multi faceted role!

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When with Charlie Flanagan start preventing and banning Muslim extermists from Ireland? This priest isn’t a threat and shouldn’t be banned. Allow him to come and allow his views to be open to ridicule, every sane person who isn’t programmed by RTE knows that Autism is vaccine related. This priest isn’t going to lead to terrorist attacks but allowing Muslim extremists and isis fighters back… its only a matter of time.

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LOL another comment open to ridicule. I am amazed it took half a dozen comments before some nutter started on about vaccines.

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The comment is open to ridicule, please begin I’d like to hear your multimillion £ pharma company backed arguments.

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If the blind faithful were able to read and understand the evidence they wouldn’t think vaccines cause autism. My opinion is actually backed by evidence, not money lol.

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Well now hi the harsh bishop seems to be on the ball but has he scored an own goal. False preaching and strange activity. The big splinter in the others eye has been identified but what about the logs nearer home but

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Top of the afternoon to ya Fly hi begorra but. Thanks for last nite Fly but hi. Ye have me destroyed Fly hi ya wee hoor xxx 🥰

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Afternoon hi fly.
Well fly tis hard to know false from true preachin at this stage.
There’s plenty of strange activities going on butt mums the word. The logs at home are after creating a log jam fly.
They’re stuck full of fear of more secrets getting out. Bishops are gagged with heads down and say as little as possible or if they talk at all its the acceptable party line trotted out on behalf of the company.
Another magpie kub from the klerical klub is pretending to be me at 1:09pm.
He’s a Silly Sausage.
Bye bye fly hi.

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Ach Magwa, you know how much I enjoy your butt man hi. Can’t hardly wait for later hi

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Evening Fly hi, some jealous wee kubs on here bithchin bout our luv for each other hi. Don’t worry your pretty little head Fly but. Meet ya later for a wee wank along the river?

WALK! A meant WALK FLY HI BUT. Damn this predictive text but hi.

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Hi Magwa Please look at what I put on yesterdays blog as a response. Thank God Im well away from those who love the smell of their own farts and nikkers but. Any of this rubbish about sexual innuendo is not part of my childish escapism hhii

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Goodness the comments are vituperative already today. I would hypothesise that a bunch of priests are annoyed at having to get up and do the little work they do all week on a Sunday. Some are forced to leave the bars and saunas in the early hours, and the others forced to leave their boyfriends in bed in the morning. They therefore deal with their annoyance by going on Bishop Buckley’s blog, find he’s drawing attention to yet another Catholic clerical nutter, and berate him for being a nutter himself. What’s the matter, Fathers, annoyed that one of your fraternity gets to jet around preaching his barmy message?

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10.19: A racist, ugly, defamatory comment but it suits the narrative of Pat’s lies on this blog which many assholes believe. You ignorant moron.

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Jealousy, jealousy. Now it’s racist to point out that the comments on here can only be driven by jealousy!

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Where’s the racism in that comment? Honest question.
You don’t know the meaning of the word, do you?😕
Thoughts aren’t racist because you think they are, or would prefer them to be. Thoughts are racist or not by objective, lexiconic standard. Or so I thought.😕
Arf a mo!😀 You’re that character from Lewis Carroll’s ‘Alice in Wonderland’, aren’t you? You know: that good egg, Humpty Dumpty, who explained semantics in terms of his personal choice: words meant what he wanted them to mean, whatever that might be.
May I have your autograph, cos I thought you were just a fiction, the creation of Carroll’s drug-addled mind.
Imagine that! Wasn’t I the stupid one for thinking anything else?!😩

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10.19: There’s no doubting where your brain resides, you filthy pervert – deep up your a**e. What a fool you are! You’revthe kind of low life/trailer trash that “gets off” with such fantasing. You are a pervert.

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Hi Magwa hi, Fly hi here again but hi, meant to add at 7:31 post, I do tho’ love the smell of your farts and nikkers Magwa hi but hhiii

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Syro Malabar Epharchy – what is the point? In Lancaster Diocese they have the Syro Malabar UK Diocese, their own Cathedral, own Parish and own Bishop. If Indians want to move to the UK we should embrace that, but why should they be given their own branch of Catholic Church? Why can’t these good people just attend their local Catholic Church where numbers are already dwindling and truly integrate? Isn’t this approach divisive? I’ve also been to be one of their Masses (Qurbana) and they last for hours! Frilly vestments and outfits. Not what religion should be about.

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There was a huge kick off in
Lancaster when the last Bishop, Campbell, handed over 2 Churches in Preston to the Syro Malabars. No consultation whatsoever and these buildings were paid for by the ancestors of locals. They have now opened up their own School, another example of segregation, and a gaggle of Syro Malabar Nuns dressed head to toe in blue and lace have arrived. Up the road there is another strange lot who have arrived – Christ the Universal King Order. All Masses there in Latin and all the Priests wear frills, funny hats and dresses. Sad.

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Don’t get me started about the RC Church in Lancaster. The Personal Ordinariate of our Lady of Walsingham is another order allowed to operate here, another joke. Our PP in Blackpool is one of them and is has a wife and children, yet the Priest up the road in the next Parish is not allowed to marry or have any relationship. He runs his own Parish, he is a Catholic Priest and no ex Anglicans attend his Church (which is why they were set up) so he uses the Roman Rite like the others do. He covers hospital duties and fills in for others to get cash. It is not a vocation for these people. The boss of the Ordinariate wears a Mitre and has the responsibilities of a Bishop, but cannot be a Bishop as he is married, so he is a Monsignor with a Mitre. All weird if you ask me!!!

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Syro Malabar’s, Christ the Universal King and Saint Peter’s alongside the SSPX all like to dress up and love the frills and the lace.
Thankfully True Catholics go for the Holy Mass and not the dressing up or the lace.

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Poor + Campbell is a little bit autistic himself and doesn’t always get it. He’s got a good good brain, but the human side is a bit lacking, and I’d say he hadn’t a clue about what the people of the Church think about seeing what they have as their heritage handed over to people of completely different culture and way of life, be it the Syro-Malabars or the queeny French biretta wearing religious fascists of the Christ the Universal King Order. By the way, if you look at photos of the latter, there is something suspiciously homo-erotic about them, lots of fresh faced, innocent looking, lithe and lean young men all dressed up and looking like butter wouldn’t melt in their mouths. Yeah, I bet…. !

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No this approach is not divisive. For centuries the church has had different rites. Anyone who doesn’t get that this is Catholic isn’t getting it at all!

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What about inclusion? In a Preston they have 2 Churches and a School. Everyone who attends used to go to our local Churches and Schools. Why on earth create their own Diocese and have their own Bishop? A Diocese within a Diocese? Sounds stupid to me.

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3:36pm
Oh, there’s more than a few clerical nerves exposed on this blog! For good reason. 😈
A right bunch of abusive, collusive charmers, are, some of them. Lollpop, Lille, Josie, Kerry and co.
Most of them, wouldn’t say boo to a goose, in case the goose might boo back at them.
They’ve have to have a nappy change!

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4.23: You have expressed the same comment many times about certain bloggers whose names have not appeared on here for many weeks. Get a life. Grow up, you idiot. A superfluous comment.

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6:23pm
Are you keeping an eye on posters names or have you changed your own name?
Were you called, lolli, or kerry eye, or Josie, or Lilly the pink, by any chance?
A major problem in the priesthood, is the depth, extent, and the numbers of grossly
immature individuals, who were ordained. Were you ordained in the not too distant past?
Do you need to do a bit of growing up? More, than likely, you do, from the sound of you.

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6.44: Stop digging a hole for yourself with your utterly inane, childish, stupid questioning. As if anyinecelse be so craxybto answer your ridiculous questions!! I was ordained in 1900!!! Idiot.

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1258. Spot on. I’ve been to Mass at Christ the Universal King in Preston and the 4 Canons there are all under 28, are lean, pleasing to the eye and of course they wear frills, gloves and fiddleback vestments etc etc. I can only compare it to the dress you’d expect to see at a Kylie Minogue concert. I needed to stop going, not just because I can’t stand Latin (why would young men want to
go down that route anyway?) but I was starting to have impure thoughts about bedding the Priests!

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6.17. You are obviously a bona fide member of the Catholic Purity League who doesn’t have impure thoughts or even look at your own willy. You’re the abnormal one son!

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8.17: 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁😎😎😃😃😃😃🤣🤣🤣: You’re a gombeen.

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Bishop -Opus one cold shower a dei – Fonzie, has launched a pastoral plan called ‘Go make Disciples’.
Apparently, this vision for the future of the Church in his diocese has arisen from a ‘Listening Process’
last year in the Waterford.
In fact, it was lifted from Father James Mallons book, ‘Divine Renovation,’ according to flyers promoting the plan.
It might be more appropriate for Bishop Fonzie , to go make disciples of some of his priests, and apply some divine renovation to some of them.
We’ve had enough of the blind leading the blind in the Church.
Then his plan might be viewed as credible and be taken seriously.

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By the way, Father, I forget to mention, some of the best friends of Jesus,
were trollopes. I’m in good company so, aren’t I Father.

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6.52: Miss Monica. You shiuld practice the virtues of Jesus: “Do not judge, do not condemn…be compassionate…”. Do you remember these words of Jesus. I doubt if you belong to the company of Jesus’ people, not by the jdgments you make about others. Do you peer out through your lace curtains????

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6.52: Monica, your cynical, smart ass comment about Bishop Cullinan is unworthy of someone who calls herself a Christian. Disgusting judgment and a smug, ignorant comment. If you are a woman, do you dress up as a priest? Just wondering….or are you a moaning miss Minnie?

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Your feathers are ruffled, Anonymous at 6:00. You must have heard something you didn’t like. And your reply: argumentum ad hominem. You’d have been better off saying your Angelus.

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Thank you, Father.
I won’t lower myself to your level, Father.
I’m a lady.
What type do you believe me to be, Father ?
If more priests took the gospel of Jesus seriously, practiced what they preach, and gave witness by living
virtuous lives, instead of leading double lives full of hypocrisy, plans for renovation might never have been necessary. Consider apologising to me Father, for your abusive vulgar remarks.

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6.22: How dare you make so sweeping a condemnation of all clerics? Are you so virtuous and beyond the need of God’s grace that you so arrogantly make such a judgment? If the Bishop didn’t make some effort to renew his Diocese, you’d be the first to condemn. Your type complain all the time but rarely give support or encouragement to those of us who do our best to make our Parishes welcoming and Christian places. What are you doing to ensure renewal? Nothing I imagine. Give us your vision Monica! You should apologise for your distorted opinions and mistruths.

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The 6:00 poster giving more vent to her irritation. Very interesting, at 7.53 – must have been brewing for two hours to come up with the bile you produced.

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Inspector McTaggart has never came back with the facts he said two weeks and he is sending it all to Cardinal Nicolls, Archbishop Tartaglia and the Bishop Toal well the two weeks is up tomorrow.
But likely someone at it making false gossip about the clergy.

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Are those two “Magwa” and “Fly on Th Wall” both patients in the Central Mental?

You have one clown writing indecipherable twaddle and the next thing the other feckin eejit is right in behind him with a further load of inscrutable nonsense.

Two gobshites. Are ye mentally retarded or what?

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7.53 You make a good point. The language may be a bit on and off the wall but the underlying message carries weight. Silly sausages who try and use our names to make stupid sexual related comments show the glass is cracked and some of the gas is getting out. I’m sure there is some legal precedent for using another’s name and defamation of character I’ll ask Fly Ith Dail but

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When I see the names of those two gobshites – “Fly …” and “Magwa”, I just scroll on. Pure gibberish and life is too short to waste on shite hawks.

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The only weight the “underlying message” carries, you poor fool, is the amount of pure shite you spout. Would you ever cop yourself on? Write in an intelligible manner or feck off. You and your one and only fan – that other crackpot “Magwa” that kisses your ass after every fart.

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Good Nite fly hi @ 9:38pm.
A few silly sausages seem very upset for no good reason using our names playing silly beggar games.
A few rotten sausages can contaminate a packet to make it rank like bad eggs in a box.
Maybe their cage is being rattled as the Spirit moves in hidden ways and diverse manners.
The silly smutty comments reflects the minds of 11yr old boys butt we ‘re all Gods children.
Little boys can become big boys eventually. The Lourdes bucket challenge is a must for those ladds.
Nite nite fly hi.

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Two feckin gombeens the pair of them. What the hell is all that “hi but hi” balls about? Stop the feckin messing or feck away off. Talking out of their asses.

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Goodnight Magna hi it’s Fly hi. I love your silly sausage all the same Magwa but hi and you can rattle my cage any time of the day or night hi ya wee minx ya but.
Meet ye later hi for a quick knee trembler up the back passage between Centra and the pub. Don’t be late but hi.

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Because they’re such incomprensive indecipherable gob shites.
Can’t make it either more telling or polite.

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Suffer little children, to come unto me,
For theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Suffer little children to come unto me,
For theirs is the kingdom of the Lord.

There came unto him children, little children,
That he might lay His hands upon them,
Pray for and bless them, children little children,
Gathered around the Lord.

The disciples said:
‘Children, little children, leave the master to His prayer.
Be gone and stay not children, little children
Gathered around our Lord.’

But Jesus said:
‘Children, little children, stay my blessing to receive.
Forbid you not that children , little children
Shall gather round the Lord.’

‘For you must be like children, little children
Humble simple, pure at heart.
For it is to these children, little children,
The kingdom of heav’n belongs.’

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It has been quite a few days now, Bp Pat, and not a peep about Elsie… or Annie Walker at St Andrews and Edinburgh.

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I also enjoyed reading about Elsie Westminster and Annie Walker-St-Andrews; two ridiculous old queens, they could both give Amy d’Armagh a run for her money.

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Dear Bishop, thanks ever so, you and your kind viewers, for interceding on behalf of my poor Magsy Wagsy.
One finally managed to secure the good offices of the on-call solicitor at Freshfields Bruckhaus Deringer. He was ever so kind and gave us a bargain at £1500 per hour.
He worked all night long to secure Magna’s return this morning to the bosom of her Mummy.
Magna is a little shaken – slightly bowed but definitely unbroken – by her ordeal. She spent the whole night in the drunk tank with a whole rag tag collection of various ne’er do wells shall one say – some of whom were eyeing Magna up in a most alarming fashion.
Thankfully, she came through the night with her virtue intact. It’s quite an achievement nowadays, at her age – late 40’s now – to be as pure and untouched as virgin snow.
She’s not a bad looking girl, my Mags, if one does say so oneself. If only one could persuade her to shave a bit more often. She’s quite incorrigible. And the beard almost makes her look scruffy.
So, for the foreseeable, she’s under house arrest and has to wear one of those ankle bracelet thingys.
Please continue to offer up entreaties to the deities that Mags can put this whole unfortunate business behind her. Those village boys are downright horrid. I’ve confiscated Magsy’s lorgnette so she won’t be tempted to watch them from the window of her boudoir and upset herself.
She needs peace and calm now and copious amounts of the special recipe we brew here at Carta Hall in the family brewery – an ancient recipe locked away in the vault with the House of Carta collections.

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Dear Bishop Pat,
One thinks it so sweet that the two nice gentlemen, Magwa (isn’t his name so like my Magna’s?) and Fly on Th Wall have found true love through your blog. It’s straight out of an Emily Bronte novel!
I wish my Magna would find love. She’s not getting any younger and we’re worried that she’ll end up an unclaimed treasure.
She’s a sweet girl really. Oh one knows she has her little moments but a good friend of mine, Lord Giggleswick of Chateau Giggleswick, employs a zookeeper for the zoo in his grounds.
And he, very kindly, has supplied one with a tranquilliser gun that fires sedatives capable of stopping an elephant. It is used to subdue some of the more unruly animals and it works a treat with Mags when needed.
Even the vast Carta fortune isn’t attracting any of the eligible young men from the right families. Perhaps, one will get Mags to include that powerful prayer in her eventide devotions, “dearest St Anne, send me a man”.

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