Damian Thomson The Spectator.

In today’s Holy Smoke podcast, Harry Mount and I discuss the mysterious religious beliefs of the man who will be the first baptised Catholic to enter Number 10.
Boris Johnson’s Catholic baptism – as a baby he was given the faith of his mother, Charlotte Fawcett – has received little publicity. Understandably, perhaps, because he was confirmed an Anglican at Eton, which makes him someone who chose to become an ex-Catholic (and, according to strict interpretations of the Magisterium, thereby placed an obstacle in the path of his salvation).

My guest is Boris expert Harry Mount, who tells me that our new PM’s godmother is Lady Rachel Billington – daughter of the ardently Catholic Lord Longford.

What a curious situation, incidentally. Britain has never had a Catholic Prime Minister. But, as of today, Downing Street will have been occupied by a former Catholic, Boris Johnson, and a future Catholic, Tony Blair.
The latter was virtually a Catholic while he was in office, attending Mass weekly and illicitly receiving Communion until Cardinal Hume stopped him. Not that he’s ever paid the slightest attention to Catholic teaching on such crucial matters as the right to life. And don’t expect Boris to, either. He’s a firm supporter of ‘a woman’s right to choose’ – which, as I say in the podcast, is really no surprise (you may have to google that one).

But orthodox Christians should’t write off Johnson completely. He’s theologically literate: I can’t think of another senior politician who peppers his pronouncements with so many biblical quotations and analogies.
He enrages not only the secular left but also its heavily politicised Christian allies – take a look at this comic spluttering by the Rev George Pitcher in the Guardian. He, in turn, finds them preposterous and can’t resist goading them.
Boris’s disdain for preachy internationalists is potentially good news, because these are the people who control the ghastly Department for International Development, which is militantly uninterested in the persecution of Christians.
Could our new prime minister force DfID to pay attention to their plight, rather than tipping money into the bank accounts and vanity projects of their persecutors?


It’s time for Christians to speak out against Boris Johnson

George Pitcher The Guardian

The amoral man most likely to be Britain’s future prime minister has no sense of humility or public duty. Churches should say so
• The Rev George Pitcher is a vicar in the Church of England

Tue 18 Jun 2019 06.00 BSTLast modified on Wed 10 Jul 2019 10.36 BST

It’s a long time since vicars like me presided over a Church of England that could be described as the Conservative party at prayer. I don’t know if that’s such a bad thing for the church, which surely ought to be apolitical. But it might be deemed to have been a bad thing for Conservatives, who by most accounts appear to have idolatrously wandered so far from gospel truth that they’re about to elect a golden calf as their next leader and, by default, their prime minister.

The charge sheet against Boris Johnson is well rehearsed. He is a serial liar, philanderer and shirker. He was fired from the Times for making up quotes as a reporter, and as an opposition spokesman for lying to his leader about an affair; a spendthrift mayor of London, who relied on his deputies while he played to the gallery with vanity projects; incompetent beyond belief as foreign secretary; said to have deliberately misled the people on the post-Brexit economy; and a provocateur of racism and hate crime through his casual insults of our ethnic minorities. That’s before we get to the vacuous promises of what he’d do next with the British economy.

The political party that has always claimed to stand for ‘decency’ is about to sweep this exciting popinjay to power

And yet the political party that has always claimed to stand for British “values” and “decency” is about to sweep this exciting popinjay to power. Over the past couple of weeks I have spoken to former colleagues of his from politics and journalism, some of whom are even Johnson’s friends, and all of whom are Conservatives – and they are, without exception, astonished that this is about to happen. One of them encouraged me at the weekend to write this article because he feels that the Church of England, as the established church with the monarch at its head, has been all too silent on the awful prospect of a Johnson premiership.

The archbishop of Canterbury, Justin Welby, has said nothing (full disclosure: I worked for his predecessor, Rowan Williams, at Lambeth Palace for a year), confining himself solely to comments about how we shouldn’t be divisive, along with an encomium to Theresa May. The estimable bishop of Liverpool, Paul Bayes (full disclosure two: I was at university with him and count him as a friend), has publicly called President Trump’s politics “toxic and dangerous”. But on Johnson, not a word.
So why has the Church of England nothing to say about the impending triumph of the Trump-lite Johnson? Possibly because we resile instinctively from lecturing even our oldest chums in the Tory party about morality. One huge reason for that will be the moral turpitude of the church in recent decades, with the grotesque revelations about the sexual abuse of minors, overseen by uninterested or acquiescent bishops, which has finally ended any presumption in respectable society that we should be the go-to source for moral direction.

More positively, we have the admirable quality of accepting human fallibility. It’s a central tenet of our Christian faith to welcome people exactly as they are, as sinners. That goes for priests and congregation. I know that I, for one, have the capacity to be a complete git. But then I’m not running to be prime minister.

So it remains an aberration that, at this moment in British politics, at least some of us in the Church of England aren’t standing up to be counted among those who might think Johnson isn’t an ideal candidate to be foisted on the nation by the tiny minority of the population that is the question.

What we look in vain for is a Christian case to be made against Johnson’s candidacy for Tory leadership and prime minister. It is as morally indolent and cowardly as Johnson himself not to make it. So, given the silence of the church, allow me to oblige in an individual capacity.

Central to our Christian creed is forgiveness. I have not a shadow of a doubt that Johnson is a forgiven human being, as all of us are forgiven. But forgiveness does invite repentance. The Christian faith is not transactional – we’re not forgiven because we say we’re sorry. But in saying we’re sorry, we make ourselves sufficiently vulnerable to recognise what forgiveness is.

One example: to say sorry for keeping Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe, a British citizen with a five-year-old daughter, locked up in an Iranian jail, because he couldn’t be bothered to read his brief as foreign secretary, would be one thing. Merely to tell the BBC’s Mark Mardell on Friday that his heart goes out to her and her family is breathtakingly quite another. There is bad faith here that our church would do well to call out.

Another Christian quality to scrutinise here would be humility. Clearly the white-hot heat of modern politics requires a certain arrogance. May – a churchgoer, as it happens – showed some considerable arrogance in calling a needless general election, and an intransigent will to push through a hopeless Brexit deal. But even her critics wouldn’t deny that she had a sense of public duty. Is that in any sense apparent in Johnson’s agenda?

Above all, the Christian faith is about servant ministry, taking as its example and inspiration the figure of the Christ who not only humbles himself before worldly authorities but who gives himself entirely and sacrificially to those who follow him. As one sign of that, he washes his disciples’ feet on the night before he dies.


Boris is his own man .
I admire him for that, unafraid to shove a moral two-fingers in the authoritatian face of the Roman….lady😆


Considering Alexander Johnson’s moral turpitude, he will not be shoving 2 fingers in the face of any lady but somewhere else instead.


Time for the Lourdes Pilgrimages. Get ready holy girls. I got there early and the loving meadow, she is waiting, ready for all her suppliers. I was surprised at who I met last NIGHT but he implored me not to say a word.
But bishops, please tell your priests to control themselves.
There is a journalist (helped by this blog) –already in Lourdes to examine the down low low–down of priests on pilgrimage.


I think the local Gendarmerie need to do an evening / night sweep of The Meadow, and it will be interesting to see whom they scoop up. Oh, what fun ! That could see a few reassignments, resignations, moves, sabbaticals etc. I might head over myself to get a way from all this BoJo nonsense. BoJo or BlowJob ? I know what I would prefer.


12.14: Boris is indeed his own man. That’s fine when you have no real responsibilities. Now that he is Prime Minister, he will have to prove his moral, ethical and Christian beliefs (or some semblance of faith) in decision making. Thus his attitude to the strangers, the poor, the immigrants, the homeless, those trapped in poverty, the many disparate and divided communities he inherits will all test his sense of political priority and justice. Apart from Brexit and other world affairs, Boris does not need to emulate Trump in telling everyone else they’re wrong and also he needs to be more circumspect in his views: think before you shout off….


Morning all hi. Tis a hot wan. So in a game of football what team does the ball support. No such thing as Catholic baptism and Protestant confirmation. Baptism is universal and is what it is. Boris the ball is in so let’s see what happens. I’m sure God will respond to him as he does to anyone else if he opens his heart in faith but


I like that: ‘ So in a game of football what team does the ball support. No such thing as Catholic baptism and Protestant confirmation. Baptism is universal and is what it is.’

Permission to quote? (I shall, of course, credit my source.)


Boris is a Muppett and a clowning idiot. I’d even say he is Hitlerian, with his “power of the will” waffle which is supposed to overcome all before it. And look what happened there. He has a short sell by date, and will not last until Christmas, and probably even earlier, with a general election likely in the late summer / early autumn. Whether he is a Catholic, and Anglican, or whatever, it does not matter. There is no moral compass, just opportunism in him. He has a very messy private life and unclaimed children dotted around London. His current relationship is on very thin ice. He has a history of being economical with the truth to suit his own purposes. What’s not to go wrong ?! Watch this space. it is going to be interesting. But, he will end up a messy pulp at the end of it. As for us in the UK ? Well, damage has already been done (lack of investment over the last three years will come home to roost in the near future), and we will end up a hobbled, low wage and unfair economy and society for decades to come. What’s our Fuhrer + Vinnie got to say about all this ? He is unusually quiet about things. Well, I suppose he has other things to bother about at the moment, like his credibility, his truthfulness, his clear failures of the past. And he can shuffle off to his retirement home in Chiswick / Chelsea with an assurance that he will be well cosseted and live out his days in some comfort.



Boris? Not last until Christmas? Now where did I read those or similar words?

Hmm August 1914 comes to mind; I don’t know why, though.😕


Alexander Johnson is a disgusting hypocrite and liar. It is pathetic that the Union is now run by this idiot, one who will probably rival Lord North in infamy as he presides over the breakup of the United Kingdom. However, this liar sold Brexit with empty promises to the masses and broke the Union in the process. He can pay for it now, him and his cabinet of liars.


How did they pass the union?
By bribery and fraud.
By slaves who sold their land for gold,
As Judas sold his God.


You’ve been carrying that chip for an inordinately long time, haven’t you, poor soul?


British prime ministers don’t do religion. Not in office at any rate.
(Also, is Damian Thompson not in the Micheal Voris type mould, eg., anti-gay gay.)


Send in Boris to sort out Armagh. After his slaughter of the Cabinet last night he would “whip’ the boys from the Co Armagh diocese into shape. No pun intended!


Enjoying the heat, girls ? All those Queens who have traipsed off the Lourdes are missing out here. They could have saved themselves the money and popped up on the tube north and spent the time trolling around Hampstead Heath in this lovely sun and enjoying a few al fresco pursuits. Without the dreary sound of Ave, Ave in the distance. Oh, and the THT / LGBTQ / Queer Conscience guys in the car park give out goodies to help you along your way. No rosary beads, though. Ahhhh, happy memories.


4.29: Your prepubescent preoccupations have nothing to do with the issues of today’s blog. I guess you cannot rise about your immaturity and filthy fantasies…


A relative just sent me a Whatsapp message attached to a photo. Pity I can’t transfer it here. It says:
“Before you criticise Boris, walk a mile in his shoes.” The photo: huge red and yellow striped clowns shoes!


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