Day: Jan 11, 2020

Chai Brady Irish Catholic

A respected Papal biographer has called on former president Mary McAleese to “tone down the rhetoric” after she said Pope Francis hasn’t done enough to reform the Church.

Dr Austen Ivereigh, who wrote the book The Great Reformer: Francis and the Making of a Radical Pope, tackled Prof. McAleese after she made the comments on the Late Late Show last week.

“Mary McAleese is an important progressive voice, but I think she can be more helpful for the Church if she tones down the rhetoric and looks at some of the concrete changes that Francis has made, and she will be taken more seriously,” Dr Ivereigh told The Irish Catholic.

This comes after she stated the Pope hadn’t met expectations of reform in the Church, saying: “I don’t think he’s been a great reformer in the sense that he hasn’t changed anything doctrinally”.

Mistake

Dr Ivereigh said the common mistake conservative voices make about the Church is that doctrine can’t be changed, while liberals believe change can only be implemented by changing doctrine.

“She [Mary McAleese] misunderstands the nature of Church reform. Reform in the Church tradition is always pastoral, that’s to say it’s about enabling the Church to better communicate the Gospel and to enable people better to live the Gospel, so that’s the nature of Church change,” he said.

Prof McAleese, now chancellor of Trinity College Dublin, said the Pope has made positive moves by stoking up debate.

She said since the time of Pope John XXII there has been talk of changing women’s role in the Church but because the decision-makers are men, “that voice is always going to be eliminated by virtue of the structure”.

“Francis in fairness to him has appointed quite a few women to the curia but that doesn’t cut it really, you’re talking about tiny numbers,” Prof. McAleese added.

However, Dr Ivereigh said that he would understand if a person was disappointed with Francis if they were looking at the Church “through the lens of contemporary notion of equality”, but that he doesn’t believe this leads can’t lead to a true understanding.

“For Mary McAleese and for others who think like her, the test of equality would be female ordination and until that happens she’s never going to believe that change is possible…” he said.

PAT SAYS

A few years ago Mary McAleese was going around Ireland licking Episcopal and clerical ass.

Now, she is some kind of liberal?

What changed her?

Was it the coming out of her son as gay and the RCC position that all gays are intrinsically disordered?

When she did a canon law degree in Rome a few years ago many in the city thought she was a nun with a mid life crisis.

I dont like McAleese.

She is a Catholic snob with a notion of herself.

The RCC is in self destruct mode and real reform of the evil entity is not possible.

We can just look forward to the day when it has shrunk in size and importance.

At this stage I’d love to see an RCC free Ireland.

But I’ll settle for a totally disgraced and irrelevant Irish RCC.

AFTER YESTERDAY’S BLOG ABOUT PHONSIE, THE NUN AND THE AMERICAN CHASTITY APOSTLE COMING SOON TO WATERFORD, A VERY ANGRY WATERFORD PRIEST RANG ME AND SAID “PHONSIE IS A WAN..ER”.

I replied: “Father, I think the problem is that Phonsie is NOT a wan..er”.

A number of years ago – a rare specimen these days – a straight priest – came to talk to me about the affair he was having with his rural parish post mistress.

During our chat the priest said something so wise and so true. He aaid: “Pat, they wouldn’t let us get rid our semen and it went our head and made us mad”.

And there is a madness that can come from sexual repression, sexual frustration and the tension that builds up from sexual deprivation.

And it’s clear to me that poor old Phonsie has that madness.

The symptoms he is showing are classic – a problem with the female body, a problem with girls being immunized against sexually transmitted diseases and a problem with bodies engaged in yoga.

Phonsie has SDV – SEXUAL DEPRIVATION VIRUS.

And if he’s not careful it will develop into full blown AISDS – Auto Immune Sexual Deprivation Syndrome.

There is no known cure for either SDV or AISDS but both conditions can be managed long term and without life threatening consequences.

And the experts recommend techniques that come from the chicken industry.

So, Phonsie should choke the chicken a few times a week.

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DARCY FINALLY GETS A MINI CELEB FUNERAL GIG.

POOR BRIAN DARCY HAS BEEN VERY DEPRESSED SINCE GAY BYRNE’S FUNERAL WHEN THE DUBLIN CLERGY RELEGATED HIM TO THE PEWS AND REFUSED TO LET HIM HIJACK GAYBO’S FUNERAL.

And then came Blow Two.

Marian Finucane died next and poor Brian was not allowed near that funeral either.

You see the Byrnes and the Finucanes have taste and gravitas and they did not want a country and western funeral for their beloved or a funeral where the celebrant made it all about him and not the deceased.

So, the Byrnes went for a highly educated Jesuit and the Finucanes went for a bishop, a monsignor and a real parish priest.

But there was a consolation prize this week for our B. He got to do the funeral of Larry Gogan, the retired DJ.

That will give his deflated little ego a wee lift and make his Merc big end a little less noisy.

VIDEO OF FUNERAL.

WATCH DARCY AT THE BEGINNING WELCOMING ALL THE MINI CELEBS BY NAME