“Oh, how do you solve a problem like Am……y?
How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?
When I’m with her I’m confused
Out of focus and bemused
And I never know exactly where I am
Unpredictable as weather
She’s as flighty as a feather“.
Eamon Martin is in the throes of compiling abd publishing Armagh Clerical Changes 2022.
What a job with so many skeletons in the Closet and so many scandals exploding?
EAMON MC CAMLEY – The Keady Net Flasher
FATHER MC VEIGH – The Pomeroy Accidential Gay pornographer
RORY COYLE – The Grindr amateur
AIDAN MC CANN – The Ladies Lavatory Chaplain
RYAN MC ALEER – The Cherry Owner
EMLYN MC GINN – The Cherry Popper
ODE TO AMY JULY 2023
There’s a big girl in Ara Coeli,
With a problem worse than Daly.
All her priests are Friends of Dolly.
And the latest wheeled a trolly.
She has Ryan gone a travellin,
And poor Rory’s still unravellin.
Old Mc Camley’s still in Limbo,
And McVeigh’s without a Jimbo.
She has laid her hands on Steve,
And Mc Cann’s on courtroom leave.
McGinn’s accused and not so merry,
After popping poor Ryan’s cherry.
These are the ones of whom are aware,
But there are others waiting in their lair.
The Grindr boys are bad and bold,
And they are legion in Amy’s fold.