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CHRISTIAN MOTHERS AGAINST MASTURBATION !!!

“God wants spiritual fruits, not religious nuts”.

What a true saying.

And Religious Nuts keep coming.

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CHRISTIAN MOTHERS AGAINST MASTURBATION !!!

This is a crazy group of “Christian” mothers and their supporters who are chasing down masturbators”.

COULD THIS HAPPEN IN 🇮🇪 IRELAND ?

IT HAS!

When I was a curate in Kilkeel in County Down, the housekeeper came into the kitchen and told me there was a very distressed woman at the door looking for me.

It was a parishioner I knew well – a lady in her 40s – a university graduate, an accomplished artist and a daily Mass attender.

She had a plastic bag with her.

Inside the bag were the sheets from her two sons beds.

The sheets, she said, were stained as her two sons were masturbators.

I politely refused to examine the sheets.

I also declined her invite to visit her home and lecture her sons on the Biblical sin of Onanism.

the Old Testament story of Onan (Genesis 38:8–10), Judah ordered his son Onan to sleep with Onan’s recently widowed sister-in-law, but Onan refused on the ground that “the descendants would not be his own, so whenever he had relations with his brother’s wife, he let [the seed] be lost on…

She was 100% convinced her two sons were bound for Hell.

She cried bitterly.

Sadly, she was one of those Irish Catholics who had been brought up in the 1930s and 1940s and told that the worst sins of all were sexual sins.

She believed that one act of unconfessed masturbation brought you to Hell for all eternity.

I had a long talk with her, recommended some reading, and tried to lead her to a more enlightened and relaxed view of the topic.

I don’t think she ever came to a “modern” view.

Not so long ago a Down and Connor priest – Fr Paddy Devlin – had a big part of his parish website devoted to Onanism.

PADDY DEVLIN

He was offering young men help and support.

His headline went something like this:

Young men – if you are having a problem with masturbation don’t lose heart. Talk to me. A helping hand ✋️ is waiting”.🤣

I named Paddy – Belfast’s Apostle of Chastity.

Robert Nugent is also very worried about men masturbating.

ROBERT NUGENT

Once, Woody Alan was asked if masturbation was a sin. He answered:

“Only if its not done properly”.

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Pat, I admire your response to that female parishoner. You are a true diplomat. Unlike me. I’d have told her to f**k off, and to get a grip. Silly cow!

Every f**k**g person on the planet pumps his or her member. Jesus himself must have done it; so, too, the Virgin Mary.

It’s entirely natural AND normal. Nothing to be afraid of. As natural, and necessary, as peeing or defacating.

Sorry; gotta go. Time for a …

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I can understand those mothers. It’s terrible having to crack their teenage son’s sheets before putting them in the washing machine.

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All sounds very weird, strange and crazy. The human body is complicated in some way but it’s what we have, what we live in and we cannot disconnect the various strands and levels that form who we are. Sadly the beauty of the human body is distorted all too easily. Sexually we are intertwined with various trigger points, sensitive areas and bodily parts which specifically give and enhance sexual ferlings and moods, iften taking us to moments of ecstasy. I believe that the human body in its glory is beautiful. What destroys the gift of our body’s sexuality, in not so much the antics of crazy mams or dads who want to detach sexual drive in young children. This sexual exploits behaviour of kids and young people is normal: they need reassurnace. What would instead give these parents and Robert Nugent and others worthwhile Video matter for conversation is to bring awareness to young children of their vulnerability against prowling abusers, against weirdos in their playgrounds, against men who offer sweetie bags. It would be far more productive if these “concerned mothers” and the likes of Robert Nugent targeted the filthy porno promoters, suggestive advertisements that sexualise little ones..and to condemn so the daiky if the gift of the human body through unrestricted sexual desires. Sadly parents know their children are in danger in our world and feel they must protect them from a mad feminist ideology which tells their yiungbgurks “you can do what you like and have what you like…”. Regrettably these ideologies ate dangerous for chikdren. Eternally dangerous. Either we present kids with s healthy relationships programme to educate them or we trust or should insist that PATENTS are the only true teachers. Despite the humour of looking at some men’s underwater escapades…keep your children in sight. Always…

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6.54: Noel…Listen carefully to the c8ntentnof R. Nugent videos. If you don’t have concerns, many, many of us have. He’s off the wall in his interpretation of everything.

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1:15pm it’s all relative, Father. Nugent is just one guy, there are hundreds of thousands of unresolved abuse cases worldwide in the Roman Catholic Church so focus your concerns more appropriately.

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Pat, why do you allow such vicious nasty attacks on Robert Nugent?
You claim to be a Christian yet you permit these posts that contribute nothing whatsoever to the debate. What is the point of this?

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9:15 why do Bishops allow their clergy & lay volunteers to do what they do ? Everyone knows Bishops create the target list & direct operations in the munitions factories.

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The magisterium of the Catholuc Churvh teaches that masturbation is wrong.
Ignoring the magisterium means going to HELL!

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Give Christian Mothers hell today…really annoy them !! Lol Lol Watch the thinking mans television.

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Pat Buckley, I can tell you has a very Christian interiors life and it spills out in discreet kindness to all to whom he ministers and befriends. Very rare in a Bishop of his traction. He is a very decent human being.Bill Mulvihill

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7:10 Hear! Hear!
Three Cheers for the one and on my Bishop Pat Buckley
God Bless Him
A very good clergyman, they rarer than the Corncrake these days.
Good morning Bill – have a very good day. Enjoyed our chat yesterday.

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7.10: Mulvihill, Pat must have touched you up big time last night!! Such fuzzy, clumsy, queenie crap heaped on Pat..

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1.18: The superficial, meaningless greetings of love are nauseating. Girlie stuff but worse. Mulvihill is probably the best representation of psychological “arrested behaviour”. He’s stuck in a time warp of prepubescent sill7ness..He abandoned the priesthoid because it was too much a commitment and told us he’d grown up and matured while in the presbyterate! Imagine!! Such delusion. If anything Bill has regressed in all aspects of human behaviour, sexually and otherwise. Sad for someone so young yet possessing abilities for doing better!

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Do you know Bill personally?

If you don’t how can you so expertly sum in up?

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3:33pm All Paedophile protectors are nauseating , zero exceptions in the interests of public safety. Too many lives have already been ruined worldwide.

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We’ve been alerted that local residents in our communities are not being supported and are in fact experiencing additional difficulties from sources opposed to the ethos of this blog created to support victims of church related abuse and wrong doing. We were very sad and concerned to read some of the contributions directed at clients on this blog source of help & support for those experiencing difficulties. Hope this helps those on here that need it.
We and other support networks in Clare will be checking and looking out for those that need it regularly. You are not alone. Continue to speak out, that is your right.
Pop into Ennis Haven Hub, 51 O’Connell Street from 8pm to 2am where our trained volunteers will listen to you in a non judgemental and confidential manner.

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7:21 You mean well but sure as eggs are eggs the “local cathedral constabulary” will get there first – it’s been done before. Mafia is the understatement in Killaloe Diocese.

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This blog is lucky to have the services of Fr. Jerrry Carey if anyone is struggling with masturbating properly. He is even willing to give public demonstrations!

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7:31 Oh! but! Oh! But, don’t forget that those describing themselves as being “in the Killaloe Loop” state on this blog that they “know” where Fr Jerry Carey is and that it is “none of the public’s business where he is”!!! Zero disregard from Killaloe Diocese clergy & volunteer “inner circle” for public safety as per usual.

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What “supports” did the family in Galway receive after reporting Fr Jerry Carey to An Garda Siochana for masturbating in public area at Galway beach?
Did Killaloe Diocese pay for their therapy?
This is a matter of public interest as formal statements on the current whereabouts of deviant clergy and other “concerning” members of Roman Catholic Church are being deliberately withheld by the Roman Catholic hierarchy. This needs urgent addressing by the relevant external authorities worldwide to avoid further abuses taking place.

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You’ve plenty to say Majella, very little of it useful or good. How’s your cousin in the Bullring? Still hiding in Roscrea?

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This is the article the world has been waiting for. Maybe we could set a day aside to discuss it , the ins an the hours and then finish it off with a Late Late Show special on wanking with of course some music.

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These people express views that are straightforwardly wrong. They have a distored view of sexuality. It is interesting that they only talk about men masturbating. They don’t think women masturbate. Let me surprise you – they do. Robert Nugent has an ego larger than he can manage. A pastoral priest needs to have a very clear word with him.

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8.46: Robert Nugent is now literally uploading 3/4 videos a day. A priest sniffles on the altar and it becomes sacrilegious, followed by his apocalyptic outrage. A little child curiously plays in a Church seat and it’s the fault of the priest that the child isn’t glued to the Sacred Host; a nun dances an African dance of gratitude and she’s going to hell along with the priest. Robert sneaks around a Cathedral videoing Holy Thursday Mass and slates everyone because he “thinks” they’re pagan. Mr. Nugent appeals to the utter extremism of the Latin Mass Adherents and anything to do with SSPX…Now he wishes he could escape to a mountain retreat to simply pray but is almost sad because “I have a wife and kids…”😭😭😭😭😭😢😢😢… There are sadly, many digressions and abuses re: Liturgical celebrations…but I would not ever want the constant craziness of R. Nugent breathing over my shoulder. Let him found his own church…

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I wonder what these people who obsesses about masturbation are really avoiding ? Such obsessive behaviour is a such sign of transference. Just like those who bang on about homosexuality. We all know what they are trying to avoid / transfer, don’t we ?! I would suggest that if that contraption which you show is being sold in Ireland / UK, then the child protection / social services people would have a view. It looks to me as though it is a mechanism of enforced restraint on a child and there is something very questionable about that. Somebody should take a closer look. What a load of nut jobs there are out there !

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That idiotic priest should concentrate on the “reality” of their failures to right their wrongs. In the grand scheme of things, the public don’t care if clergy masturbating in private as long as they not hurting other people in any way whatsoever.

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AND as long as they don’t advertise it, which manner of speech is designed to elicit communal admissions and “confidences” burdensome to others’ consciences, from spinsters, young fathers, et al.

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Aidan Gordon, the safeguarding officer in the Archdiocese of Armagh is employed by a Registered Charity, both North and South. I am asking anyone who reads this Blog to telephone the Archbishops of in Armagh and ask the salary of Aidan Gordon paid by this Registered Charity of the Archdiocese of Armagh.

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8:24 you’d get a lot of tea ladies for £120,000 per annum plus benefits in the “real world”. Spoilt brats employed in religious outfits.

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Registered Charities obliged to publish names of personnel, job titles, salaries & update changes immediately on implementationsays:

9:20 are they not legally obliged to publish this information?

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2:37 they get a Golden “Hello” as well these days. That’s why they so tough on keeping costs of Golden Goodbye down to as little as possible. It’s all about making good “investments”.

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Thus seems a bizarre practice. Children as they grow into their teenage years should be gradually sex educated, age appropriate. Proper sex and relationship programmes must be part of a school syllabus, again age appropriate. Parental consent is vital and must be respected. It’s a feature of our society today that children are sexualized at far too early an age. All kinds of sexual imagery along with feminist ideologies are flung at children and young teenagers, their innocent minds and lives corrupted by a “do as you like” philosophy “so long as it doesn’t hurt anyone”. We are blurring the lines all too frequently for children over sexuality and miral values. It must be a nightmare for parents to monitor their children’s activities, especially on the internet and other facilities. Sadly 12/13/14 year olds have unfettered access to extreme sites, as we read about in extreme violence against women when committed by young men. The experimenting sexual projects on 6/7/8 year old children is scary, unethical and very immoral. Adults are playing “god” with children’s confusions. Think Tavistock centre, England. We must protect our children from extreme ideologies of all kinds.

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Patsy I’m willing to be accused yet again of sucking up to you, by you know who, mad cow!. Which you know has never ever been the case. To wish you, your very good health Cheer’s.😉

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Nugent and Devlin are both bald, suggesting a lot of testosterone and therefore difficulty in keeping their hands off their todgers.

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I think we are all doomed, however, what a way to go! It appears we will not be lonely, and have plenty of companions. If the following survey is correct, which I feel it is not, because, the percentage of those who masturbate is, I am sure far higher, I would include both Devlin and Nugent in those numbers, of course!

On a global level, the World’s Largest Masturbation Survey found that 78 percent of adults in the world masturbate, yet respondents across each country underestimated the number of people who take part in self-pleasure by an average of 11 percent.30 Apr 2018

World’s Largest Masturbation Survey Uncovers How Traditional Views of Masculinity Prevent Men from Having Fulfilling Sex Lives & Relationships (PRNewswire)
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Read the full article by Tenga Co. Ltd. at PRNewswire.com

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The greedy influence of Killaloe clergy is rubbing off. Clare Echo newspaper reporting that Clare County Councillors have voted to retain the highest rate of local property tax in Clare. Are church owned properties exempt????

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11.41: Church properties are not exempt. In our Diocese, we each pay our own property tax as designated in the area where you live. I do not own the house, but I have no difficulty paying the full property tax.

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Wow!! Masturbation is guaranteed to rattle the Catholic sexual cage – and my o my a favourite of clergy in the confessional back in the day!!
Here’s the thing make masturbation aside – the clitoris has no other function, other than pleasure, it has 8000 nerve endings, twice as many as the frenulum and tip of the penis – it could be said the clitoris was created for pleasure and pleasure alone.
If the good Creator created such a delightful organ who are we to deny ourselves the pleasure principle – the pleasure of solitary masturbation is no more or less sinful than llicking an extra scoop of ice cream or succumbing quite naturally to a sneeze!!
Guilt is a management device imposed by the clergy who are prone to excessive masturbation- poor dears it’s their only outlet!!

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Indeed Pat.
‘Bashing the bishop’
‘Spanking the monkey’
‘Choking the chicken ‘
‘Pumping the python’
‘Tossing the turkey’. Or even ‘pumping the python ‘whatever term we use,it’s carried out daily around the world.
Its normal activity and good for a healthy prostate. Even those in relationships perform it with regularity to relieve stress and promote sleep .
It is interesting that it often seems that its only guys who are targeted by these headcases. Much like the banning of homosexuality in 1861 which struck out all references to females as Queen Victoria was apparently horrified that women could engage in homosexuality.
From my experience women are even more into lesbian activity than gay or bi guys are into male on male sex and have had a very easy ride compared to men.

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I went to a boys boarding school in the Kilaloe diosese. I remember when Fr. T***** in a religion class, whinwas frequently obviously drunk, (10am) decided to shame my whole class of 20+ boys that we were ALL “pulling your Willie’s off every day” and were sinning! we were all 13 or 14, and he was right! But he was getting off on shaming us! I am glad I’m not religious for many reasons, but I would hope that is not the case in religion classes anymore

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@8:01 he wasn’t the only one, some legacy they’ve left behind in certain parishes.

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Fr. T#*#** Was no angel himself.. alot of secrets went to his grave.. pre social media days…

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Speak for yourself. I’ve been hitting the target since my debut in 1990 down by the Turret in Castleconnell/Clonlara. In around the same place a year earlier where my underpants was written off.

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So let’s get this clear, Catholics don’t masturbate, they only have sex without contraception, don’t have abortions, the clergy are celibate and they certainly don’t comment on here.
Have I got this right? There’s something not right here.

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Hate-preacher Daniel Adams says “If you masturbate long enough, the thing you’re imagining becomes in the flesh.”

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Mark,

Did contact therapist as he said he stoppped doing it anymore. He doesn’t have a slot. That was post Covid as I guess he is in retirement mode as he’s done over with.

So now I would be reviewing my options and re read that book by Bessel VDK.

I don’t think towards healing have a therapist like him trained under Peter Levine.

Alternative is a clinical psychologist with a speciality in BSL in UK. she’s trained on deaf mental health. What I like is that she have emdr certificate with BSL skill. I don’t know if that will work for me or not. Cos every person is different even deaf person.

I might prefer a combination of emdr, sensorimotor and biofeedback (all mentioned in book).

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Hello, DG @ 3:50 pm.
Did you ask your former therapist for a referral or to recommend some other therapist with similar training.? Will seeing a therapist in UK be possible with cost implications? Did you see this from Chime. ie https://www.chime.ie/news/mental-health-and-deafness-service
Why not contact them or the consultant psychiatrist (Dr Aidan Collins)
and a clinical nurse specialist (Ms Blessing Obioha) for assistance.
Are you interested in the politics of mental health or familiar with
Robert Whitaker’s work..? Here’s a link ; https://www.madinamerica.com/
You can get involved by submitting your story or subscribing to the newsletter or blog. No surrender, DG! 😊

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Mark at 6pm
No I didn’t ask but still awaiting his reply. I don’t know what will he say after I explained my position to him re 36 months of no therapy. Although, I’m OK, no nightmares, just bits of hyperviligance here and there at times plus irrational fear which was very recently. I deduce it to be the source of my ptsd cos it hadn’t changed one bit if I changed a little bit to see what reaction will I get. Same reaction.
So anyway I have 2 psych’s report which was enough for me and also in addition to that, most psych have no real experience of ptsd except for their medical knowledge and training et al. Imagine them in my position, I’m sure they wouldn’t know how to deal with it. Bessel van der Kolk gave me some insight of what works and what doesn’t work etc,depending on person makeup and his or her abuse experience to date.
Suppose If I won the lotto, I would go straight to that UK psychologist plus bodyworker whose fee range from 150e(minimum) to 300e (maximum). I liked that bodyworker cos what I saw for myself was effectively good for reducing mental sensory overload etc.
I’m quite surprised that you have brought up CHIME.
Its old name for national association for the Deaf whose board of directors including teachers who covered up abuse plus chief justice of supreme Court in 1970s. A parent with a deaf child from St Mary’s school for deaf girls, who went to him re allegation of abuses as they covered it up for a Vincentian priest from cork whose name was printed in the Ryan report.
NAD now called’ Chime’ was never to be trusted again cos its the bigwigs ranging from chief justices of supreme courts to famous business people, who covered it all up as they weren’t acting in the interest for parents with a deaf child. They only need money as that’s it. Hence few supreme court justices on board of directors just to bring in money, nothing to do with abuse. That’s why I never trusted Chime as lot of older deaf folks don’t trust Chime, period.

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DG, I figure there must be a data base of specialised therapists so I searched mental health services deaf community Ireland.Chime came
up in the search. I never heard of Dr. Aiden Collins. I was suggesting
finding out who if anyone provides the psychotherapy service you are seeking. Ivor Browne is good, more enlightened than most. It might be worth checking with psychotherapy associations in Ireland asking if
they can help. If you search BSL deaf community psychotherapy a
number of providers in the UK come up in the search. You’re right re
psych and ptsd as well as underlying issues such a trauma, etc. I completely understand your reservations re. voluntary organisations,
big wigs on boards and the goings on in such organisations. Been
there, dumped that carry-on. Members are treated like cannon fodder keeping an assortment of people in jobs or positions on boards spouting what great work is done while little or nothing changes at grassroots. I’ve come across Frank Lake and Gregory Bateson. Another guy worth checking out on neuroplasticity is Dr. Daniel Siegel. A go fund me is the way to go, DG.

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DG you’re doing fantastically, there must be a God in heaven thank God. Just like you say careful does it. Vigilance was always so good for everybody anyway. I froze (a little) because of my parents’ own earlier hard life then strange goings on at my secular school, then over the years very strange churches catholic & protestant. Par for the course on planet earth, as a matter of fact. Most people don’t notice what has been done to them. We can look ourselves in the eye because we’re ahead of the curve. Without looking down at anyone else. Hopeful for them for today. Thank God there is a God in heaven Who is on our good case.

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A thought popped into my head yesterday. Jesus gave freely of his service such as his talks or healing or exorcism services.

Why did rcc start to charge for Sunday mass, their services such as weddings to funerals et al. Whereas jesus gave himself willing and freely of his gifts.

ANSWERS on the postcard😉😁.

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Anon at 6.39pm
At that time, there was no notes or coins. Most of the trades were done in barter trading etc.
No money box at that time 🤦‍♀️🙈.
Obviously you were thinking of famous trocaire box that was used for other things which didn’t do exactly what’s says on the tin. 🤭💰

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Most clergy don’t believe masturbation is sinful and only the morally compromised bang on about it – hey I bet you the pope and popes have knocked one out – and pretty sure female saints were intimate with candles and crucifixes and that’s just in prayer – if you know what I’m saying.
99 per cent of human beings masturbate and one per cent are lying through their teeth!!

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Mark

I would prefer to Dr ivor Browne than Dr Aidan Collins on any day of the week. Cos I like some bit of his radical ideas as regards to approaches to ptsd therapies.

If done by medical training such as Dr aidan Collins, which means pills which I don’t like it. Cos ptsd was started and caused by events outside of our control, not pills or tablets.

What woke me up was Fritof Capra book, Gregory bateson, their discussion on various thing such mental health as brain exhibits some of its plasticity and adaptness. Hence again bit of quantum physics, God and transcendental.

There was one other method which im interested was Frank Lake, his ideas was interesting. That’s for another time for discussion when and only if win the lotto etc.

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Today an immense outpouring of painful grief was evident at St. Men’s Cathedral, Longford for the funeral mass of 2 beautiful children who died tragically while their mother lay seriously ill in hospital. Last week a similar event took place in a Tallaght parish in the tragic deaths of 3 siblings. The nation mourns with all families and parishes pray for all in deep grief. All you, Pat, offered in these days of immense grief, including today’s blog, is a bucket load of filthy, scummy, debased and porno commentary. The more porno descriptive, the better.. We sure know where your brain lies – up your sweet little ass!! Shame. Moral shame. Thank God for the wi drrful padyiral sensitivity shown by all priests in these painful tragedies. Wonderful, kind, caring and Christ like priests.

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6:05
Why weaponize the situation in Longford against Pat.
You sound very angry. You let yourself down in your
very unchristian verbal abuse. An apology to Pat is in order.

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7.09: So any criticism of Pat is objectionable? Get a grip. Pat certainly knows how to weaponinse information, facts and hearsay against others. I’ve obviously made you think. I ask you: look back over comments today and on many other days: you’ll find much slutty, sexualised and semi porno drivel and verbiage. Once sex is mentioned on this blog, imaginations go into sexual overdrive, Pat often leading the chats. Horrendous tragedies have occured in our country involving children, leaving parents, families and Parish communities in deep, painful grief. The local clergy have shone with immense kindness, pastoral sensitivity and compassion. They all spoke profound, meaningful, consoling words..Of course those of us in parishes know the real pain of others and In thank God for guiding our words and kindness always. Yet, here today on this blog most of the comments are about perverse sex…A strange world you all inhabit.

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11.09 creating fake narratives to protect church financial interests & weaponising information you have no right whatsoever to have access to is an extremely serious matter. We know who you are and where and what you worship.

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@ 11:09pm
I’ve obviously made you think. Are you being disingenuous?
How does asking, ‘why weaponize the situation in Longford against Pat’ mean ‘so any any criticism of Pat is objectionable?’ When it comes to mention of sex on this blog I can only speak for my imagination which does not go into ‘sexual overdrive’. Horrendous tragedies have occured
in our country involving children, leaving parents, families and Parish communities in deep, painful grief. Horrrendous tragedies are, sadly,
a feature of life. Are you aware of the response of priests to victims of clerical sex abuse in Donegal outlined by Martin Ridge in his book, ‘Breaking the Silence’ ? Are you aware of the numbers of deaths, sudden deaths and adverse effects from the covid vaccine which was endorsed by Pope Francis who claimed taking the vaccine is ‘an act of love’ ?
Watch…. wait for the fallout on pushing the jab. Finally, ‘most comments
are about perverse sex….all inhabit a strange world..’? All who? Comment makers to this blog? If so, does it include you…? Are you suggesting priests are immune from perverse sex…? Sex, imagination, the capacity
to read and write on blogs, are gifts from God. Give thanks to the Lord.

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6:05 has selective amnesia – slander and defamation to push church interests are extremely serious matters when evidence of serious and deliberate wrong doing has already been proved.

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Ennis Haven is a great initiative. But not by the person who was promptly removed after my consultation with people that know better.

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Our priest in Glasgow told us to sprinkle blessed salt around the bed to ward off the temptation of masturbation. It only caused me an awful stinging rash 🤣🤣

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The Archdiocese of Armagh have no objection to masturbation. In fact, Archbishop Martin is happy with his clergy, namely Father Ryan McAleer, prescribing it as a means to de-stress. What was all that about a priest being “bullied”, Pat? I certainly know one or two would sing like canaries on that topic.

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8:52 they have a “contact” for every eventuality. That’s how they’ve survived so long. It’s not what they know, it’s who they know.

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With gracious thanks, and abundant blessings to you both.
From the fields of Flanders, to Derry. County Down to Armagh.

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There was a young priest near Coalisland,
Who’d enjoy anything resting inside him.
To hell with the dyin
He had to meet …..
And practice good old-fasioned ‘diving’.

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Look along the mist-covered hills,
What is the shadow cast upon the dales?
The turn of one age, the morning of a new era.
Nuns in the buff and priests with long tails.
The crunch of damp and moist forest floors, that is.
The earthly sparrows and bluetits sing.
Priests projecting their superior jizz,
All around the Giant’s Ring.
There is a smell of rank, of putred air.
Priest by priest falls to the vices of hell.
The church falls. Heavy. Smothered in despair.
Will it ever again be well?
The Queen is dead. Long live the King.
A new age beckons. Old troubles reign for evermore. Let us look to the future with prayer. Let us destroy the wickedness in the church. Onward Christian Soldiers.

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9.49: REBIRTH: Can we notice too the desolation of our broken world, its beauty shattered, dreams fragmented. Our hopes are dashed in this turmoil. We take our gaze off what s relevant, of eternal worth and cast our lot with all things earthly. We travel on a pathway, its destiny uncertain. We have, as human beings, to rediscover the Divine again in all things. Our church has failed us, our civil leaders have disappointed, our heros and heroines are few. Where are the poets to give us new vision, the scriptures to inspire, the holy ones to lead us? What are we each doing? God help us all.

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In event of simple pleasures in life pay them forward in generosity towards others in prayers, space, words of “corraggio”, a visit, etc. Well I remember my pal in young years who had time for a whole bunch of us waifs and strays among his peers, and light hearted wit, I hear he became a (secular) teacher, a wonderfully fitting career for a generous soul, his reward will be eternal.

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Given that Paddy Devlin is a complete buffoon why would anyone ever listen to him. . The man is one of the biggest actors ever as a priest. Much happiness in ligoniel now that he has left us. Man stuck his nose (not literally !) into everything in our parish trying to interfere. Doesn’t know what to be up to. Not a well respected priest from within Lisbreen. Seen as a bit of a joke

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